Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Highlights

 Highlights 

From what I am observing, my in-law and I may not settle anytime soon!In fact, he just lost 7votes:

1.Oga, Oga, mu na gi ga-abu Ogo. O buro if you want.

O gwakwaru gi Etu mu na ya sii weru je na Secondary School?

O si whether I am capable.

MGBE O NA-ERI M EGO, WERE YOU THERE?

THEY DIDN'T KNOW..

2.Oga, bia nee mu anya:

mu na gi ga-abu ogo makana ife Chioma meru mu, m koba ya ebea, anyi aman nadi!


3.Oga, after spending money on your daughter, you still want me to pay her bride price?

MGBE O NA-ERI M EGO, WERE YOU THERE?


4.He called my uncle on phone and told him that I am not capable of taking care of his daughter meanwhile, I was the person that foot her bills through school!

MGBE O NA-ERI EGO, WERE YOU THERE?


5.As if that is not enough, he called me on phone and said that I should stop parading myself as Chioma's husband that I have not done anything on her head!

This weekend, I am going back to the village so that he could look me right into the eyes and say that.

MGBE O NA-ERI EGO WERE YOU THERE?


6.Cherugodi

Oga, I chedu noo soso gi nwee mmadu that you should go and report me to your umunna?Look, if I enter 042 and come back, this community will not enter the two of us!

Chioma, better call your daddy and speak with him.

MGBE O NA-ERI EGO M, WERE YOU THERE?


7.WAHALA BE LIKE BICYCLE, WE DEY FIND WHO GO RIDE AM!

Cherukwa.

Oga, I siri na mu A gaghi-anu nwa gi?I maru oge one O riri m na canteen?

MGBE O NA-ERI EGO, WERE YOU THERE?


8.I wanted to keep quiet but what you did pained me!How can you call my uncle on phone and tell him that I am not capable?

Cheru.

M ga-etiri gi aru ka amaziaru mbe na abo nke bu oke.


9.Oga, nee mu anya. O muwa bu Davanci, egwu obula m kuru gi, gbawa.

M ga-emekata gi ife, I gba kum!

Unless you allow me to marry Chioma. In fact, why am I even talking?

MGBE O NA-ERI M EGO, WERE YOU THERE?


10.ANYBODY THAT KNOWS HOW TO TALK TO PAPA CHIOMA SHOULD DO SO BEFORE I DO SOMETHING DRASTIC.

I am imiano


11.FORGET THOSE PEOPLE!

Chioma, mu na gi ga-abu ezigbo ndi obodo. I know it's all those bad people that want to put sand sand in our garri!

Just tell them to get away and shame the devil.


12.Chioma,

Chioma, nee mu anya:

I love you. I love you so much. In fact, E dobe gi, dobe ego, m nweru gi!

Inugo?


13.A ka-enekwu na Okuko A manye onu;O chiri okpa nabo nwunye!

The man m kana-eme matter ya, ka O kponye m nwa ya nwa ya nwayi, Di okpara ya si ebe O si puta si m, Ka anyi jee chuo nta nwayi.

As nke ogbo? Nwayi O bu anu?

O si m, In a way, after all, mmadu bu higher Animal!


14.Oh' Chi m!Kedu udiri ezi na ulo m batara na ya ihe a?

Bia, bikonu, onye malu ihe ga-ebi okwu a, nya gwa m!

As I am typing this now, isi m di hot!


15. I  need somebody to sit me down and talk to me!

This man does not want me to marry his daughter neither does he want to refund me of all the money I spent on her yet he had the effrontery to call my uncle on phone and tell him that I am not responsible!

Look at me, if anything should befall papa chioma or any of his acquianctancies, you people should not blame me!

I regretted the day I came into this family!

For crying out loud: I am somebody's child but he doesn't want to hear that.


16.Ok, I have made promises. Like the following:

1. If Chioma should marry me, I will not allow her to sweep the compound.

2. If the woman that I want to marry does not know how to cook, we wood both eat out. After all, I have bought food flasks!

3. That I will never lay a finger on her!

Yet, this man doesn't care.


17.Mpa Chioma!

I will break down this door. Open and answer me!Did you say that I am not capable?

I will wait here until you answer me or I will wait for a reply from umunna!

Wait oo, it's like they are praying inside, let me be going first!


18.TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT, TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT: NA SO THIS WOMAN TAKE THE BEAT ME FOR INSIDE THIS HOUSE!

Chioma, what is wrong with you?I know you were not like this until you returned from your father's house!

Chioma: Case Closed



Stories From Same Teller

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 Enter..












1.  CHIOMA LOCKDOWN I


2. THE CARWASH ATTENDANT


3. THE GENERAL'S WIFE.


4. SILLY LANDLORD SERIES.


5. TWO KIND MEN.


6. CUBANA CAR WASH I


7. See Finish.


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