The imiano was on his bed reading a novel that was creatively put into shape by the person of Maazi Ogbonnaya Okoro when Matthew barged into his room. Without knocking, he went over to turn the ceiling fan off. Ah Ah' Imiano could not believe his boldness.
‘’What impudence！‘’ he exclaimed and Matthew sat down on that same bed facing the window as if to say that he was paying deaf ears to a set of women discussing at a saloon while plaiting their hairs.
Looking at Matthew, Imiano could not believe this as the young man was shamelessly and indefatigably covered with lies and unpleasant scars from the past which reminded everybody he came in contact with that he had not gotten over his bad habits.
Of all the people in the compound, Imiano was the only person he could comfortably discuss with as all the people feared him！Women who had children hide their faces away from Matthew so that they don't learn bad habits from him, girls who had glorious destinies stay away from Matthew so that he doesn't turn their destinies backward and men who had brief cases hid them away from Matthew to avoid hearing stories that touch the heart as no amount of rope could be added to the long arm of the law to make it long enough to tie Matthew.
Imiano was that guy in the street that forms America accent but you could never see him smoking. His own madness was top-notch and well packaged that you could mistake him for Abraham Lincoln when he starts speaking. Imiano speaks to an audience of small children to let them know of the menance of mkpurummiri, the concern being aired on the international scene about climate change and discusses the possible eradication of poverty in the lives of many by 2030 which thing he termed a vision but whenever he was in the presence of hardened people, you could hear him flare up with such words as:
‘’Are you gonna, tryna, wanna lynch me？‘’ he would yell into the atmosphere in a bid to heat up the polity or confuse delegates.
‘’His own madness is unique.‘’ People had admitted on various occasions especially when he packed two toy cars in front of his house and informed his neighbours that he would soon be off to a driving school to obtain his drivers' license from the Federal Road Safety Corps or become one of them sef. Nobody doubted him because he had proved them wrong on several occasions！Imiano has an upper hand when it comes to boldness but Matthew had this nauseating ability to barge into people's privacy without giving them a second choice but whenever they are together, they crack up hidden things.
That afternoon, Imiano was not in the mood as he was busy thinking up how to better his life. So, he pulled up a solution which was to trick Matthew into leaving. He pulled out his drawer by holding its handle and brought out his phone with which he called the landlord informing him that Matthew was in his room. At once, Matthew sensed the danger and rose so fast not knowing that Imiano called nobody. When he was about leaving, he pleaded with imiano to calm down that he came with good news. The moment imiano heard good news, he dropped the phone and sat up. From there, they planned forward！
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Ok. They plan was that imiano should dress like a mad man so that they could sell him off to a superb rich man whom they suspected to be into blood money or more expressly, ‘’Kanayo O Kanayo airways‘’ but since imiano was not actually mad, they would plan a way of escape for him before something drastic happens but unknown to them, the rich man was way smarter because he was planning to turn him into a goat.
‘’What the he ck！You sure gonna use me as a bait to draw this bongo niga into your trap？I am not gonna be a party to this heinous autocrapic child traficking merchandise Man！‘’
Imiano had vehemently objected when he understood the game plan but Matthew reminded him that he was no longer a child. So, they reverted to using the words, ‘’Adolescence trafficking.‘’ In fact, imiano was an audio adult because he behaves some how at times. One wonders if he shares the same lineage with the Argungun people.
To cut the long story short, they carried out the plan and ventured into it with full force！They delivered imiano to the man as promised but on the day that they wanted to go and retrieve him to avoid being used for sacrifice, he was nowhere to be found. What happened was that the rich man discovered that imiano was one of his late friend's sons！So, he decided to help him by making him his P.A to handle social media postings for him.
Today, imiano still works for the man, you can find out for yourself！When he got home, he celebrated his success with one bottle of Eva wine and rejoiced with his co-tenants as Matthew was nowhere to be found as he had escaped！
Imiano later discovered that the man was not into money rituals but only hired the services of Artists to entertain his guests！
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